EW NO
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Woah.
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Her sister goes to my college. She has a really bad coke problem lol
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I’m in love.
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Bitch-ass Roommate
Walking into my room, I noticed that the RA’s have posted flyers with boobs on them. Clearly it’s for a breast cancer awareness thingy. Having not seen my roommate all day, I wanted to make a joke/small talk/whatever.
Me: Hahah, tell me why there’s boobies plastered all over the dorm?
Roommate: Uh, I’m sure you’d find out if you read it.
……..NO SHIT YOU FUCKING BITCH. GOD. SUCK MY DICK YOU LITTLE CUNT. IT’S FUNNY CAUSE THEY’RE BOOBS. CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND GET YOUR PUSSY OUT OF THE FUCKING ICE AGE, YOU COLD LITTLE TWAT.
LOL dat ass.
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